7.75" Jumbo Straw Case

Case contains 10 boxes.

• Virtually eliminates the uncomfortable anxiety of looking at a delicious beverage and wondering, “How do I get this liquid into my mouth?”
• The perfect diameter to exercise your social media-savvy lip-pucker pose.
• Winner of several prestigious design awards no one has never heard of.
• Very likely the preferred straw of your religious deity of choice.
• Delivers carbonated drinks directly to your palate’s pinpoint of ultimate satisfaction.
• Flexes on those fools sucking on plastic lids and straws! Sup fools!?
• Loves to go on rides in your car while politely preserving your clean interior despite that rude stop sign that jumped out of nowhere.
• Established a new world record for something or other.
• Also functions as a makeshift pacifier of sorts for loudly thirsty children when placed in a cup of liquids.
• Did you get hit with a spitball? Oh it’s so on…
• Fits into a can or bottle if you’re the fancy type.
• Made of 100% food-grade canola oil—zero plastic.
• Home-compostable and ready to enrich your soil in just 120 days.